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Mister 8 hits 200 posts

I am amazed that I’ve had the attention span to make it this far! And as I discussed in our one-year anniversary round-up the other day, there’s plenty of stuff that I have yet to cover.

I couldn’t figure out what to post for my 200th post. I’ve got a few other posts that should be forthcoming — a look at Hitchcock’s three not-really-spies-on-the-run films, a tablature for the wedding theme in You Only Live Twice, and a look at the Kommissar X films, starring the late Tony Kendall, which I’d already planned to watch tonight.

In the end, though, I found it fitting to return to the reason I made this site in the first place — that dagblasted failure-so-far of a comic. Here’re some sketches that I’ve worked on lately, trying to figure out who exactly this character is. I think one of my biggest mistakes was jumping right in, thinking that things would click into place as I drew each chapter. But as early as week two, I already had major regrets about what I should have done differently for the sake of the story, characters, etc.


Martin Queen

Queen again, aka Mister 8

Jack Carnehan:
Jack Carnehan [Z]

Simon Crewe:
Simon Crewe

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In their own (code)words #3

In their own codewords
A Dulles Moment

Welcome back to another edition of a weekly series at Mister8 and TheStasi.com, wherein we look at the words of the world’s spymasters. Markus Wolf, my counterpart at TheStasi, is taking excerpts from Ion Pacepa’s fantastically gossipy Red Horizons: Chronicles of a Communist Spy Chief, and I’m looking at Allen Dulles’ rather stolid by comparison The Craft of Intelligence, written in 1963. Dulles (1893-1969) had a long and storied career in intelligence, including a role as the first civilian director of the Central Intelligence Agency.

This week, we’re looking at one of the side effects of the espionage game — paranoia. Once you know that not only should you not believe everything, but that you shouldn’t believe most things, and the things that you do believe might be deliberately constructed to look like things that you shouldn’t believe, meaning that you should believe them…well, what can you really believe in at that point?

A short bit from Dulles this week, but it leads into a rather interesting story that’s over at TheStasi:

When one deliberately misleads, sometimes friend as well as foe is misled. And later the deceiver may not be believed when he wishes to be. This is the situation of the Soviets today after Cuba.

Often the very fear of deception has blinded an opponent to the real value of information which accidents or intelligence operations have placed in his hands.

As Sir Walter Scott wrote:

Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive!

If you suspect an enemy of constant trickery, then almost anything that happens can be taken as one of his tricks. A collateral effect of deception, once a single piece of deception has succeeded in its purpose, is to upset and confuse the opponent’s judgement and evaluation of other intelligence he may receieve. He will be suspicious and distrustful. He will not want to be caught off guard.

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You decide! #1 – the next Bond theme

We all know that the next James Bond movie is in pre-production, perhaps pending sale to another studio, and that eventually there will be a frenzy over who will be the new Bond girl, the new villain, etc. etc. The tabloids have already started printing rumors.

One of the more fun things to guess is who the Bond producers will choose to sing the title song. And every time a new Bond film comes out, I have my own ideas about who should do the tune. Because I’ve accidentally just participated in a similar thread at CommanderBond.net, I thought I’d make this the first post in a weekly series that I’ve been considering for awhile, where I ask a question, give some thoughts on it, and open the floor for comments (or really, open the comments section for comment!).

So this week’s question: Who should sing the next Bond theme? I’ll offer three picks of my own, and you can make suggestions in the comments section below.

1. Sharon Jones (and the Dap Kings)

The best Bond themes are explosions of raw sex, brass and strings. A list of the best themes, for me, probably begins and ends with Shirley Bassey, with Nancy Sinatra appearing somewhere in the middle. The more overproduced the Bond theme, the worse it is. I was excited about the Jack Black / Alicia Keyes pairing, knowing the work the two were capable of separately, but the eventual output was disappointing — Led Zeppelin meets John Barry, sure, but a predictable, paint-by-numbers sort of affair that was worsened in the mix.

If the theme for the next Bond film needs a kick in the pants, I can think of no one better to do it than Sharon Jones, who has been quietly building a reputation for herself as the Queen of Soul-in-Waiting. She can belt like no one’s business, and the raw emotion of her voice tells a story of experience that I feel other artists who have been suggested, like Duffy, don’t quite have.

2. Mark Ronson and someone who is not a drug-addled crazy person

Amy Winehouse famously lost her chance at doing a Bond theme with Quantum of Solace, but I thought the real shame was in not hearing what the other part of the package, producer Mark Ronson, would have done. He occasionally seems a bit like a rich boy prick, sure, but the man knows his way around using a horn section in a pop song, which is something that I wish the Bond themes would return to doing. If you do have to have a neophyte chanteuse like Duffy, it would be better to place her under the wing of someone like Ronson who can seamlessly integrate the 60s stylings of classic Bond themes with contemporary production. (The above song is performed by Candie Payne, who needs a little more oomph in her voice before she could tackle a Bond song, but I feel the arrangement is quite Bondian).

3. Elvis Costello

I’ve wanted to hear a Costello version of a Bond theme since hearing the song above, “I Want You” — if you only listened to the falsely saccharine sweet beginning, listen to the whole song (and feel free to ignore the hilariously inappropriate images) before discounting it. I think Costello is one of the greatest living songwriters, and has a unique voice that would bring some truth to what has otherwise been a fairly vacuous run of Bond themes. And, as evidenced by “Watching the Detectives,” and “I Don’t Want to Go to Chelsea,” the man knows his way around a twangy Jazzmaster.

YOU DECIDE! Who should sing the next Bond theme? Comment below!

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Do the Monkeyman with James

Matt C. at Offbeat Ska has just let us know about a great post he’s just made featuring various ska versions of James Bond themes!


In their own (code)words #4

In their own codewords
A Dulles Moment

Welcome again to a weekly series at Mister8 and TheStasi.com, where we look at the autobiographies and essays of the world’s spymasters. Markus Wolf, my counterpart at TheStasi, is taking excerpts from Ion Pacepa’s Red Horizons: Chronicles of a Communist Spy Chief, and I’m looking at Allen Dulles’ The Craft of Intelligence, written in 1963. Dulles (1893-1969) had a long and storied career in intelligence, including a role as the first civilian director of the Central Intelligence Agency.

The topic this week is electronic audio surveillance. Markus has a crackerjack story this week about phone tapping, and my late (I apologize for the tardiness and the lack of posts this week — the time for final papers has arrived!) entry gives a more general overview on taps and hidden microphones, and how they’re planted (as you’ll see, sometimes quite literally!).

A technical aid to espionage of another kind is the concealed microphone and transmitter which keeps up a flow of live information from inside a target ot a nearby listening post; this is known to the public as “telephone tapping” or “bugging” or “miking.” “Audio surveillance,” as it is called in intelligence work, requires excellent miniaturized electronic equipment, clever methods of concealment and a human agent to penetrate the premises and do the concealing.

Ambassador Henry Cabot Lodge in early June of 1960 displayed befor the United Nations in New York the Great Seal of the United States which had been hanging in the office of the American Ambassador in Moscow. In it the Soviets had concealed a tiny instrument which, when activated, transmitted to a Soviet listening post everything that was said in the Ambassador’s office. Actually, the installation of this device was no great feat for the Soviets since every foreign embassy in Moscow has to call on the services of local electricians, telephone men, plumbers, charwomen and the like. The Soviets have no difficulties in seeing to it that their own citizens cooperate with their intelligence service, or they may send intelligence officers, disguised as technicians, to do the job.

In early May, 1964, our State Department publicaly disclosed that as a result of a thorough demolishing of the internal walls, ceilings and floors of “sensitive” rooms in our embassy in Moscow, forty concealed microphones were brought to light. Previous intensive electronic testing for such hidden devices had not located any of these microphones.

In Soviet Russa and in the major cities of the satellite countries certain hotel rooms are designated for foreign travelers because they have been previously bugged on a permanent basis. Microphones do not have to be installed in a rush when an “interesting” foreigner arrives on the scene. The microphones are already there, and it is only the foreigner who has to be installed. All the hotels are state-owned and have permanent police agents on their staffs whose responsibility is to see that the proper foreigners are put in the “right” rooms.

…Outside its own country an intelligence service must consider the possible repercussions and embarrassments that may result from the discovery that an official installation has been illegally entered and its equipment tampered with. As in all espionage operations, the trick is to find the man who can do the job and who has the talent and the motive, whether patriotic or pecuniary. There was one instance when the Soviets managed to place microphones in the flowerpots that decorated the offices of a Western embassy in a neutral country. The janitor of the building, who had a weakness for alcohol, was glad to comply for a little pocket money. He never knew who the people were who borrowed the pots from him every now and then or what they did with them.

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Go go gadget designers!

MAKE Alex Rider Dream Gadget Contest Banner

MAKE Alex Rider Dream Gadget Contest Banner

While Tanner @ Double O Section is putting together a fantastic week of Alex Rider reviews and materials, MAKE Magazine is encouraging folks from ages 8-18 to create a gadget for the renowned underage super-spy for a chance to win a bevy of cool prizes!

Here are the details:

MAKE is teaming up with the Penguin Group to present The Alex Rider Dream Gadget Contest!
All of you adventure-seekers and gadget lovers out there are invited to join in. If you were Alex Rider, what gadget would you want in the upcoming adventure “Crocodile Tears”? Design your dream Alex Rider gadget, inspired by an everyday object (i.e. an iPod, toothpaste, a pen). The winning gadget will be built right here at the MAKE Labs. Send us a schematic of what your gadget is made from and how it works. (Your schematic can be a diagram, a drawing or an explanation by you). Remember that the winning gadget will be inspired by an everyday object that one could realistically build (as much as we wish we could create a pair of scissors that could fly us to the moon)! The contest begins on November 17, 2009 and will end at 11:59:59 p.m. PST on December 22, 2009

How to Enter
To enter in the Alex Rider Dream Gadget Contest, click on the “Enter Here” link below. The contest is open to entrants ages 8-18. If you are under 14 years old, you will need to provide your parent/guardian’s email address so they can provide consent for you to enter the contest. The entry form will ask for a description of your dream gadget, as well as a Flickr URL that links to a schematic (diagram, drawing, photo, etc). As well as filling out the form, we ask you to post any schematic images to the Alex Rider Flickr Group

What are you waiting for, Enter Here!

Amazing Prizes!

Grand Prize (one winner):

A signed collection of hardcover Alex Rider novels
iPod nano with a personalized message from author Anthony Horowitz
A backpack full of goodies and gadgets from the Maker Shed
The opportunity to have the winner’s dream gadget produced in MAKE Labs and featured on Make: Online

Runner-Up Prize (two winners):

A signed hardcover copy of Crocodile Tears
An Alex Rider t-shirt

A full set of rules can be found at the MAKE website. Spread the word!

And if, like me, you’re too old to enter, you can still check out the entries at the Alex Rider Dream Gadget Flickr group. Looks like some great designs have already been posted….

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Merry Xmas + My recent absence + Harry Palmer contest extension

Art by Art Adams

Connery as Claus. Art by Art Adams

First: Merry Christmas to all! Happy holidays as well! If you’re in the mood for Christmas songs today, don’t forget the Barry/David composition “Do You Know How Christmas Trees Are Grown?” as sung by Nina, and tabbed out for us by Petter Bengtsson around this time last year.

I haven’t been around much lately because we had a windstorm that took out our cable/internet access as well as our power last week. We’ve got the power back up, but my cable provider is giving us a bit of a hassle in restoring our web. I’m at the in-laws for the holidays, so I’ll have regular access here, and so posts will hopefully be resuming regularly.

You may have also noticed that the deadline for the Harry Palmer contest has passed without mention. I was hoping to make a post about this earlier, but I’ll be extending the deadline of this contest an extra month to Sunday, Jan. 17. This is both because I had emails from a few folks saying they’d wanted to enter, but hadn’t had time to complete their submissions, and because I’ve just found out that local laws state that, if I’m having a giveaway, there are certain issues that I have to address in my announcement. So I’m going to be correcting those in a post that will go out hopefully tomorrow. The long and short of it is, please enter the contest! We’ll have some fantastic prizes (that I’m legally bound to describe in full in tomorrow’s post!).

And once again, happy holidays!


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Helm for the Holidays #1 — Death of a Citizen

Helm For the Holidays - Xmas

Here’s a thought for a new series, a plan for an inaugural post at least. Let’s see if it works out, shall we? So the plan is this — for every holiday, or perhaps for a few of the major holidays over the next year, I’ll be taking a look at one of Donald Hamilton’s Matt Helm series of novels, with maybe a few extra posts here and there about the Dean Martin films or perhaps even the Franciosa television series.

I haven’t read a Matt Helm novel, or indeed any work by Hamilton, in a number of years…probably since high school. I definitely hadn’t read the first novel in the series, Death of a Citizen, which I’ve just finished on this fine Christmas evening. This is an amazing novel in which to debut the character, rooted in the pulps (hell, Matt Helm even is a pulp writer himself), but rising above them through solid plotting and, above all, a brutally honest and affected narrator.

Hamilton’s Helm is not the cocksure 60s swinger that Dean Martin would have us believe him to be. He’s a peaceful, hard-working family man who writes novels about Apache chiefs and the Wild West for a living, doing his research around his home in New Mexico. Here’s a bit of Helm’s biography from his Wikipedia page:

Helm was born on March 24, 1916 in Uppsala, Sweden. He later emigrated to the United States, attended the University of Chicago (receiving a Bachelor of Science degree in 1938), and served in the United States Navy Reserve during World War II. He was married to Beth Helm….The couple had four children….A long-time resident of Santa Fe, New Mexico, Helm was a skilled outdoorsman and hunter who wrote non-fiction articles for outdoor magazines and published a book-length collection of them.

Actually, I’m sorry, that’s from the wiki entry for author Donald Hamilton, with the names rearranged a little. That Helm’s life has run parallel to his creator’s might explain the feeling of validity of much that happens within Death of a Citizen. Whereas someone like Ian Fleming is famous for his travelogues, Helm’s descriptions of the American Southwest are not a way for readers to live vicariously, but Helm’s true views on the beautiful, if not sometimes mundane, place that he calls home. And if Fleming’s Bond is a bit glamorous, Hamilton’s Helm is down to earth, preferring his old beat-up pick-up truck to anything fancier.

When we meet Helm, he’s a decade and a half out from his codename of “Eric” and his job as an assassin under an unnamed department of the U.S. government and a boss named (or perhaps codennamed) Mac. He’s at a boring sort of social affair, his wife on his arm, the kids at home with a babysitter, when he catches a glimpse of an old flame, a fellow assassin. She flashes the signal for a meet-up later, and he stays mum. Externally, at least. Internally, his thoughts are running a mile a minute. He’s grown complacent, maybe even happy, in his civilian life, and isn’t sure if he wants to return to the brutal life of a killer. When a dead body turns up in the bathroom of his studio, he doesn’t really have a choice.

What follows is more of a tight psychological thriller than an action-packed shoot-em-up. Though they’re being followed and danger lurks around every corner, greater tension exists in the moral conundrums that Helm explores than in the presence of bullets. In the end, it’s the proverbial death of the citizen that makes this book more tragic than any of the dead bodies found in the previous pages.

The language and pacing of Hamilton’s writing propels the reader from page to page, chapter to chapter. If he hasn’t yet in this book achieved the wit and perfection of Chandler, he’s at least proved himself the equal of Hammett. There are some well-crafted moments where the mundane life of Helm and the cloak and dagger world of Eric collide that provide Hamilton with wonderful material. One of my favorite passages occurs early in the book when the Helms’ house cat tags along as Helm and Tina dispose of a body. The unique voice of Helm, the married man, and Eric, the well-trained assassin shines here:

Death of a Citizen

Death of a Citizen

The front window of the canopy matches up with the rear window of the pickup’s cab, but neither of them open, so you can’t say there’s any real communication. I drew a long breath, turned on the dome light, and glanced around. Her face showed up white and ghostly through the two panes of glass. She had her little pistol in her hand. With it, she beat again on the glass, and gestured vigorously towards the side of the road. I pulled over, jumped out, hurried to the rear of the truck, and unlocked and opened the door.

“What’s the matter?”

“Get it out of here!” Her voice, out of the darkness, was harsh and breathless. “Get it out, or I will shoot it!”
I had a wild gruesome thought that she was talking about the girl she’d already killed once. I had visions of Barbara Herrera rising up with blind eyes and clotted hair. . . . Then there was a silent movement in the opening, and our gray tomcat stood there, its green eyes slitted against the street lights and its für on end:
apparently it didn’t approve of its company, either. It meowed at me softly. I picked it up and tucked it under my arm.

“Hell,” I said, “it’s just the cat. He must have jumped aboard while we were loading up. He likes to drive. Hi, Tiger.”

Tina said from the darkness, in a choked voice:

“How would you like to be locked up with a dead person and have that . . . I can’t stand them, anyway. They give me the creepies, the sneaky things!”

I said, “Well, we sure don’t want to give you the creeps, do we, Tiger? Come on, boy, let’s get you home.”
I scratched the beast’s ears. It’s not my favorite animal by a long shot-we’d only got it because the kids needed a pet and dogs are too noisy for a writer to have around-but in Tiger’s book I was a cat man from away back. We were soul-mates, and to prove it he was now purring away like an amorous teakettle.

Tina had made her way to the rear of the truck, with some difficulty, since there wasn’t room for her to stand up under the canopy and she wasn’t exactly dressed for making progress on hands and knees.

“What are you going to do with it?” she demanded.

“I’m going to take him home,” I said, “unless you think we should keep him with us for company.”

“Go back? But that is crazy! Can’t you just-”

“What? Turn him out here, five miles from the house? Hell, the poor damn fool can’t even find his bowl of milk in the morning if you happen to move it across the room. Anyway, he’d get himself run over sure, and the children would miss him.”

She said sharply, “You are being sentimental and stupid. I absolutely forbid-”

I grinned at her. “You do that, honey,” I said, letting the hinged door drop. She must have pulled back in time; I didn’t hear it hit anything on its way down. I set the latch, got into the cab, waited for a lone car to go by, and swung back towards town.

Suddenly I was feeling fine. You can stay tense only so long. I was over the hump. I was driving ten miles out of the way, with a corpse in the bed of the truck, just to take a worthless alleycat home. It was exactly the kind of screwball thing I needed to wake me up out of my panic-stricken trance. I reached out and scratched Tiger’s stomach, driving one-handed, and the ridiculous beast rolled over on its back in abject appreciation, all four paws in the air. Apparently he’d never heard that, unlike dogs, cats are reserved and dignified animals.
I tossed him out at the corner, half a block from the house. All the driving around hadn’t been wasted. The solution to our problem had come to me, and I threw the truck into gear again and headed out of town by a different mute, no longer creeping along and paying no more attention to the rearview mirror than I normally do. If anybody wanted us, they’d catch us. There wasn’t any sense in worrying about something that couldn’t possibly be avoided.

I love that, good father that he is, he interrupts the body-hiding mission to take home the cat. Which makes the later events of the book more horrific. As we watch Helm carve off the layers of the life he’s built for himself, we remain unsure as to whether he’s sacrificing happiness, or returning to what he authentically is at his core. That he himself is unsure, and the underlying idea of veterans unable to reconcile the violence of their war experience with their peacetime lives, is what elevates this simple spy novel to a beautiful tragedy. In a way, it’s a shame to take something as complete as this book to build a series upon. I hope the next book (see you next holiday) proves me wrong.

Buy Death of a Citizen @ Amazon.com

Spy-Fi Flashback: Matt Helm @ Spy-Fi Channel

Death of a Citizen @ The Rap Sheet

Death of a Citizen at the Unofficial Matt Helm.

James Bond and Matt Helm: The Moral Universe of Literature’s Most Famous Spy and His Chief American Rival (PDF academic paper via HMSS Weblog).


Second

Two superspy romance novels from Judith Hand:

Codename: Dove

Codename: Dove

Code Name: Dove

Published by Silhouette Books
July 2004
Paperback $4.50 (US)
$ 5.25 (CAN)
0-373-51318-6

“Get Close to Him by Any Means Necessary”

Seduction was a weapon CIA Special Agent Nova Blair had never resorted to before. After a tragic childhood, she’d dedicated herself to ridding the world of criminals, not entertaining their wildest fantasies. It didn’t matter that her target was extraordinarily handsome and charming. What did matter was the he was a suspected terrorist using mind-control drugs, and millions of innocent lives were at stake. Her CIA boss says time is running out. World governments are already on their knees. Failure isn’t an option-but is sleeping with the enemy?

Romantic Times Bookclub rates “Code Name: Dove” as “fantastic”

Iron Dove

Iron Dove

Iron Dove

Published by Silhouette Books
2005
Paperback

ISBN#: 0373513798
Purchase info

“It’s simple. She succeeds or millions die.”

They called her the Dove – her gentle beauty concealing a will of iron. But agent Nova Blair never wanted to return to the world of spying. She’d started a new life … until her former partner came to her with a mission she couldn’t refuse. Terrorists had threatened to release a deadly strain of the Ebola virus that could wreak global devastation. Going back to the shadowy, seductive life of an international spy was the price she would pay to save millions of live – but could Nova save her soul, too?

Reviews for Iron Dove

“Judith Leon has scored a hit with IRON DOVE. The tale is so gripping it will keep you on the edge of your seat. Nova is a strong woman who does what’s right—even if she doesn’t want to. Joe is the hero we could all fall in love with.”

-Alexandra Kay, RT Book Club

“Former CIA agent Nova “Dove” Blair is finished with the world of espionage vowing never to return as she fears her soul is rotting from what she has done. Anyone who knows her iron will believe this tough lady. However, the CIA needs her for a job in which the lives of millions are at stake. Unable to say no with so many innocent lives in the balance, Dove agrees to perform one last task though she fears she will not mentally recover from the ugly realm of the spy world.

Her assignment is to stop an unknown terrorist from releasing Ebola in Italy. Agent Joe Cardone is assigned to work with Dove. As the pair work diligently to stop this man-made disaster, they fall in love, but the clock runs out on the duo.

IRON DOVE is a tense espionage thriller starring two dedicated champions with the heroine reluctantly returning to the battlefields that have wrecked her emotionally and the hero her lifeline to sanity. The romance augments their relationship, but serves as a backdrop to an action- packed thriller that accelerates as time ticks away and the inevitable pandemic devastation seems imminent. Judith Leon writes a one sitting thriller.”

- Harriet Klausner, The Best

“Hang on tight, because IRON DOVE is non-stop action from page one. For Nova Blair, moving from tree to tree on rope bridges suspended one hundred and fifty feet high in the Costa Rican jungle canopy is just another day in her life as a high adventure travel guide. But when CIA agent Joe Cardone arrives in Costa Rica asking for her help one last time, Nova knows she has no choice.

Servizio per le Informazioni e la Securezza Militaire (SISMI), the Italian intelligence agency, has learned that terrorists have made a deal to obtain a strain of the Ebola virus—a strain that has been mutated so that a person would be able to carry it without showing symptoms for a while, as well as being an air-borne virus (not needing physical contact to spread it)—and the implications are terrifying. It will be up to Nova and Joe to find the people in possession of the virus before it is released, putting the Italian public—and the world—at risk.

Nova and Joe have worked together before, as readers of CODE NAME: DOVE may remember, and along with a history, the two share an unexplored attraction. From the steamy Costa Rican jungle to Italy’s beautiful Amalfi coast, they will have a chance to get to know each other while searching for the terrorists.

With its interesting characters and a riveting plot sure to keep readers on the edge of their seats, IRON DOVE is not to be missed.”

- Jennifer Bishop, Romance Reviews Today